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The Rhythm Method

December 16, 2006


A tip of the hat to Besque.

Dancing Dora the Explorer? Yeah, cute with that something phenomenal is the order of the day.



*scuttles off to practice*

posted by Neha
3:33 AM

7 comments

In which I walk around with a hand over my crotch (Updated!)

December 15, 2006


Neha says:
want to hear something horrible?

Youngflizz says:
shoot

Neha says:
two hours ago, i unzippered the fly on my 4 yr old jeans and now it won't come back up, i've tried everything

Neha says:
and i'm at work

Youngflizz says:
bahahaha

Youngflizz says:
bahahaha

Youngflizz says:
yeah

Neha says:
hiding behind desks and binders like a 12 yr old boy with a hard on

Youngflizz says:
that does suck

Youngflizz says:
hahahaha

Youngflizz says:
safety pins are your answer

Youngflizz says:
that or your jacket or a sweater tied around your waste, just so

Neha says:
i'm not wearing a sweater. i tried my wool jacket and just looked like a dumbass

Youngflizz says:
you'll note that, exercising gentlemanly discretion and sensitivity, i did not ask why your zipper was down.

Neha says:
in fact, your discretion is so gentlemanly that you've just indirectly asked me that very question

Youngflizz says:
bahahaha

Youngflizz says:
not asking

Youngflizz says:
i'm sure

Youngflizz says:
it was something innocent

Youngflizz says:
the using of the bathroom

Youngflizz says:
for example

Youngflizz says:
and that is fine

Youngflizz says:
NOT ASKING NOT ASKING

Neha says:
what can i say, i volunteered for fem testing an alien prototype

Neha says:
ahahaha

Youngflizz says:
hahahaha

Neha says:
yes, the bathroom, and then i spent like 20 min in the stall with my pants off trying to make shit work

Neha says:
and my colleague was like "umm, neha, what're you doing?" and there were exasperated grunts escaping my mouth and it was all just really awful

Youngflizz says:
hahahaha

Youngflizz says:
that does suck

Youngflizz says:
safety pins?

Neha says:
got none, i've asked around

Youngflizz says:
yo, that sucks

Youngflizz says:
BIG TIME

Neha says:
if i stand completely straight it's ok

Youngflizz says:
just don't move

+++

Who's a classy broad now? Can't wait for the metro ride home. Stupid short jacket. Note to self: Wear more skirts.

+++

Pum-paa-paaaa...there was a tooth, it had bent upwards. A snaggletooth, if you will. So I held it between a pair of large scissors and poked at it with a thumbtack till it came out. Now, easy up and down no problem. Snaggle Attack™, coming soon to an infomercial near you!

fly

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posted by Neha
1:41 PM

10 comments

Michel Gondry: Skills Galore

December 13, 2006


Ok, I'm not really into feet but I sure love smart people. And this is some crazy shit, courtesy of Michel Gondry:

posted by Neha
12:15 PM

1 comments

Love Mix '06

December 06, 2006


Tomorrow I go to Texas for a long weekend, for a session with my sisters (Nova Kitty and Chums). I'm expecting hugs and kisses and soul-warming goodness. In light of this fantastic occasion I wanted to make a mix. And a mix is indeed what I started to make.

It began with an idea of cyborg love. I'm big on that idea as of late. Serious, Computer Love, vocoders, and trying to find God between mechanically timed notes. Utopia, indeed. So then I found that most of the tune selection included sessy female vocals. Maybe cyborg love needed to be more specific, female cyborgs with inexpressive voices pretending to feel love. Tried that for a bit then started listening to some dudes with soothing voices and got a bit hot and bothered to tell you the truth. At this point I decided that a MISHMASH was the best way to go. And it will make you want to sex, dance and cry at the same time. Now that's healthy!

Mix, lovers?

xox06
- Best heard while taking a bubble bath. Scroll to mid-page to find the link in teeny font. Drop me an email if you can't open it for some shitty reason.

Tracklist, my sweets?

1. Lindstrom - Music In My Mind
2. The Sisters Love - Give Me Your Love
3. Cassie - Miss Your Touch
4. Uffie - Pop the Glock
5. Ciara - Promise (Siik remix)
6. INOJ- Love You Down
7. DJ Rupture feat. Sister Nancy - A Little More Oil
8. Amy Winehouse - Back to Black
9. Mary J Blige - You Are My Everything
10. Robin Thicke - Got 2 Be Down
11. Slum Village feat. D'Angelo - Tell Me
12. Vikter Duplaix - Nothing Like Your Touch
13. Sylvester - I Need Somebody to Love Tonight
14. Sade - Cherry Pie
15. Miss Kitten - Dub About Me
16. Ada - Cool My Fire

Please listen in order. No, really, I mean it. It isn't really a mix, no mixing happens, it's a "mix tape", treat it as such.

Enjoy. Pray that I return safe with at least a dozen items covered in the confederate flag. Also, pray that I don't get stopped at customs and probed in awful ways. USA!USA!USA!

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posted by Neha
4:19 PM

8 comments