Since 04 I've been madly obsessing over certain individuals and their collective output. Rajbo sometimes gets worried, "Um, Neha, I would really appreciate it if you could stop gently stroking the monitor when you're reading Sepia Mutiny". I am delighted to have been given this opportunity to deal with my obsession in a suitable manner by immersing myself in the SM bunker for a period of weeks. I will be writing like a mad woman, playing with the research monkeys, and doing my overlords' bidding every chance I get. Needless to say, this space will be a little more lacking than usual in the coming days so if you want to read my spew then head on over to the Big Dawg itself! Time to go, the monkeys here are damn strict with personal internet time...
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Congrats my dear!
Please dont forget us small folk now that you are an internetbloggersuperstarlet.
Cuz if you do small animals might be hurt and fed ex'd to the door.
Needless to say I might just do this regardless of whether or not you forget us.
Dude, you're my bloggyguard, fer reals, check the pic that was used in the intro...it has your armpit in it. I have directed all romeos to your muscular bod for warning :-)
I keep making attempts to make a witty retort to the originally named Pearljam fan however it wont allow me to post. Alas, am I not brown enough? (obviously a lie as I represent all peoples)
Its making me go a bit mental (just a bit)
Wot?! Haha. Marylin, you just need to type in brown where it says to, also it take a good 30 secs of 'thinking' for the page to post so mebbe that's where you're stuck.
Turns out i cant use the word 'retarded' as in 'small retarded child' as its considered 'offensive' by some.
Whats that about?
Jealousy thats what, always hatin on my game, the man is...
I think Cee Pee needs to go a little Pee Cee for the SM, potty mouth! Haha, if I can do it so you can. I think you might have scared PJF, can't take you anywhere dammit!
HAHA
I know, i know!
I toned it down quite a bit as its a bit like shooting fish in a barrel (also its new territory and I dont wanna ruin it for ya). Not to worry, ill keep my mouth shut from the sidelines (bloody filters!!).
CeePee...love the "home page" you used.
http://www.nicetrypervnojagginhere.com/
hahaha...good job on "bloggyguard"ing
Why thank you Terrence, I aim to please. After all, if we dont have the faith of the community and the children, what do we really have?
PS
I know people are just looking for other summat to jag off to, i mean, thats all i use the internet for...
PPS
You can tell that I have too much time on my hands hey?
Sweet god I hope my bosses dont find out...
wu-tang is for the children!!!!
For the right price I can disable the filters at SM. I obviously have a set of keys and know when the guards go on break. I just wanted to put that out there.
I do so appreciate the support/offers gentlemen, however I will leave the battle for another day*. We all know that certain people do not deserve such retorts, especially when faced with a foe (such as I) that is armed with such a deadly arsenal of wit.
*By this I mean I will dwell on the incident and let it stew. I will concoct little pictures and macrame dolls and there will be reenactments. I will get drunk and practice kung fu in front of the mirror naked (a la Martin Sheen). Its at some point after that that I will explode at the most inappropriate moment ever.
You know, now since you're a mutineer, how about a shameless plug for the person who TURNED you into a blogger:)
Oh really? Yeah? I have proof and it's damning at best. - right here *sticking tongue out*
I quote from September 13, 2004
Chat Convo...
Muahahaha.. the first one to bite the dust..
N... says:
you have a blog
N... says:
you big nerd
N... says:
*nerd smiley from MSN*
Paresh says:
of course.. it's where I bitch about you
Ha! So there.
Good going Neha!
i don't really understand what this is about besides someone is jerking off to you or something (in a very flattering wordy way) but i do get the vague point that you are chained to your computer and no longer ever ever want to hang out with the real world. i am going to start photoshopping your face onto party pics in order to feel some neha lovin. bird misses you!
Congrats..
Cosign with Bird on this one.
Jabari has an artshow this friday, dont give me any of this "Oh well, I promised that Id be a surrogate mother for this lady I met on the subway"-ish, ya hear me? You 3 are all coming and you are all going to get stinking drunk.
I still say, if it tastes like chicken, it might be tofu. You see, because that's the problem with these old folks - they always forget about vegans and vegetarians and well, I just think that they should be more encouraging to the youth.. I mean, all these hippy kids are really just well, Hindus. There, I said it, they're a bunch of veggy hindus.
i think it's on saturday. jabari asked me to bartend, and if i don't have to wear as tuxedo i don't have to be sober. also Darcy is coming into town, and she is an overwhelming tower of positivity you should meet.
also i am having surgery on monday (i.e. going to my death) SO COME ON NEEHAAA
plus i want to discuss Kabir.
Arey Tammy Madam, avo avo, cha pani? Thanks!
P-Gijjy - dude, you need not provide proof, i clearly remember how you got my lazy ass in motion
Bird - the voxtrot post is up! you got name checked because you are an indie-ology god. can we siphon your foresight into a bottle and sell it?
Ya, the party's on sat. I'm only coming on the condition that you and ceepee fight it out like old times. WHY ARE YOU HAVING SURGERY?!!? Call/msg me!
Smooth - those are words of blinding wisdom, my friend, and i shall scream them at the next smelly hippy i see
Rajbo - well it is my laptop. now that those words have been written on the internet they are automatically, infallibly true :-)
I don't know what this means - but I hope it means you're penning a novel or some poetry.
Hey a party in Ottawa for your cousin to go to, it was too much of an effort to email it to you so here it is...
I guarantee he will love it.
friday, may 5
DISORGANISED
featuring very special guests:
PEER PRESSURE
(montreal, myspace.com/dljones )
GRIME BALTIMORE BOOTY NEWJACKSWING ELECTRO BAILEFUNK 80s NEWWAVE HYPHY DIRTYSOUTH DISCO PROGRESSIVE
(hey did these guys bite our whole steel but do it until 8am in montreal? maybe...)
also featuring the troika:
DJ BOOTH (disconnected, jokers of the scene)
PHO (bonjay, timekode, phorilla.com)
CHAMELEONIC (disconnected, jokers de la scène)
rocking the upstairs parquet:
ZATTAR (timekode, triple latte mafia)
STU BLUNT (ECC osaka, ECC nepean)
Extra reason to drink and climb the walls: Diso May is the send-off for local musical insitution Organised Sound RIP - you will be missed.
where: the clocktower brew pub
575 bank, south of queensway
when: friday, may 5 2006
how much: $5
doors: 10pm arrive early
disorganised is the first friday of every month
heyya .. almost feels like ive been here before in a past life or something :P
Congratulations on joining the mutiny neha!
nice blog :D
STATISTIC!
dooooood i am no english wher be your web blog page for posts that is new????
am your blog page not is alive?
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