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Midnight at the oasis

January 30, 2006


I can't resist dishing the following goss: uberslagmodel Naomi Campbell has been spotted vacationing in Stockholm with a Dubiyan prince. So says Page Six (via The Superficial), dunno how much I trust the 666 but what a strange pairing if it indeed is true. There is no clarification as to the term 'prince' so let me attempt to narrow it down for you. Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid used to be the Crown Prince and is now the ruler so he may not be our man...too high profile of a stunt for someone in his position. Sheikh Mo has three brothers: Sheikhs Maktoum, Hamdan, and Ahmed. Maktoum, the eldest, just passed and Ahmed (the youngest) is the army's Lieutenant General and also not so hot. Hamdan is the deputy ruler of Dubai and I am giving him the benefit of doubt because he seems to be a real honest, hardworking philantrophist sort...plus he's close to 60.

Now, Sheikh Mo has 7 sons ranging from early teens to early twenties and they are all-rounders, I mean Willy and Harry have nothing on sons born of Maktoum lineage today. These kids are not only well educated, well traveled, amazing at polo and rich beyond comparison but they are heirs to a gold mine...real heirs to a piece of the most profitable section of an oil-rich country, not figureheads. So, who could possibly have poked Ms. Campbell in the bedroom of The Grand Hotel with a royal appendage? The first possibility is Mo's second son who is probably in his early twenties, Prince Hamdan Bin Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum:

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This man is being groomed for public life by his father and declaring him the new Crown Prince of Dubai would come to me as no surprise (has this already happened? I'm only speculating...). Look at him. He is a young, rich dish that is ripe for cougar season. The second possibility is Prince Hamdan's great uncle, Sheikh Ahmed Bin Saeed Al Maktoum, head of the Department of Civil Aviation and CEO of Emirates Airlines who is probably around 47 years old:

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Look at him. He is an older, richer dish. He's never going to be head honcho so he can get away with a bit of canoodling. The man has been rumored to have a half-Italian love child somewhere so by my loosy goosy logic it follows that there is a definite chance he likes to slap model trunkjunk. What? People, this is not a research paper.

Those are my two suspects and this entire exercise is a waste of time because we will never know...or will we?

posted by Neha
7:09 PM

12 Comments:

Anonymous SARA said...

i loved this post. LOVED IT.

ps- the duck hunter aka bachelor number one is ga-ga-gorgeous.

maybe naomi was just trying to push branding and distributing some "crack" as a weight loss product, and the american market is already saturated, hmm.. there must be a logical explanation!

1/31/2006 07:09:00 AM  
Blogger Paresh said...

It worries me that you find the love lives of arab royalty fascinating. You're quite the strange one...

But yes, I concur, fun post. And where you gets your dirt from I'll never know.

1/31/2006 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous CeePee said...

Im pretty sure i used to work with number one at my old call center job. His real name is Arash and hes from Afghanistan/Germany.
Fer real.
Motherfucker needs to call me and get me some sorta couch job in Dubai. Also i want a harem.

1/31/2006 10:06:00 AM  
Blogger Ananthan said...

dunno why i know this, but didnt naomi date flavio briatore?

on that count, it could be anyone - old and fat included - as long as they got them dollars

respect to her though, she's got to be in her 30's right? and still being talked about

1/31/2006 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous CeePee said...

PS
get on slsk tonite, i NEED that Hot Chip - Barbarian EP

2/01/2006 11:21:00 AM  
Blogger Neha said...

a little google can go a looong way, P.

ugh, yea she dated flavio but he dates a ton of models so she could've gone for the older dudes but i dunno if the sheikhs would've gone for her. the dubai royals are a smaller family compared to other sheikhdoms so many in the upper govt. posts can't get away that easily with high profile model types without getting a whole lot of bad publicity.

you know ananthan, you too can be a talked about cat if you start beating on people with your cell phone :-P

seera, THANKS BABY YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOVE IT!

ceepee, will do...that shit is great. i also got a few remixes i hadn't heard before of scissor sisters, franz f, ladyflash, and this super diefenbach one, grab those as well if you don't have em...

2/01/2006 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Zee said...

quick path to 3rd class fame is to date a once hot public figure :)

2/03/2006 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous boot said...

i went the sheikh route for a pimps playas and pornqueens ball and it was the hook.
i had a sign for opec but i was part of the original pimpin egyptian coalition.
i shouldve run with it and worked dubai.

2/03/2006 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous CeePee said...

Oi, Grime night tonite at the boat. you guys goin??
Hollar at me lurrrr.

2/03/2006 02:54:00 PM  
Blogger Neha said...

i wanna go griming too. is party crew in effect?

2/03/2006 04:32:00 PM  
Blogger GoodLookiN! said...

Sh. Ahmed is the Chairman of Emirates, not CEO. The CEO is some white guy

2/03/2006 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your post, my only online link to Dubai . . . .

2/10/2006 01:04:00 PM  

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