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In Disconnect

October 17, 2005

There is still no internet to be had. None. I've got a few seconds to assure you that I am indeed alive if not well. Getting over some flu. Why do they always fuck up hooking up the internet? It can't be hard if that's what you do for a living. And if they fuck up once then why does it have to take a whole other week to get it right? Something better have exploded at the very least.

Meanwhile, I sold my soul to Ikea, then I sold my back-up soul to Walmart (you know, for bulk stuff, like Swiffer-juice). I've got mere pennies left with which to buy some nice stuff for the walls. I want this and OF COURSE this.

posted by Neha
5:15 PM


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What teh fuck is above me?? Adverts?? HAHA CUNTS.
Anyhoo, ill have to czech out this website, looks like they got plenty o what i need. Also Im gonna plan with my parents to pick up that couch. Make sure theres no sick on it. Ya hear me??

10/17/2005 05:43:00 PM  
Blogger Neha said...

Damn goons. The couch is yours and waiting. I'll have skanky sex on it one last time before you start doing the same.

10/18/2005 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which, needless to say, is inevitable.
PS The skankier the better. Lots of handcuffs and oils etc etc. I spose ya couldnt rub the smell of leather in could you??

10/18/2005 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger Neha said...

Aye aye, Cap'n, I'll leave the cuffs in the cushions to be discovered by an unsuspecting parent. See what I can do about the leather, as of now you're getting some Axe.

10/18/2005 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Axe should suffice. I should mention that my pheramones themselves do throw women into the throngs of extacy. Im sure this will only increase my potency. They will be scratching at my door like cats in heat.

10/18/2005 02:19:00 PM  
Blogger Neha said...

shee-it, as long as they don't start scratching the couch, you know that big boy won't last another scratching.

10/18/2005 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ill have'em declawed when they enter the premesis(sic).

10/18/2005 03:32:00 PM  
Blogger Neha said...

Oy, get to work! no i won't get off your back, mom.

what's the haps this weekend?

10/18/2005 04:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ermmm, Dunno. Friday Simon and Jen are having a party as for Saturday, dunno yet. Ill keep ya posted??
PS My blog is gonna have some fucking hilarious links. Hollar.

10/18/2005 05:16:00 PM  

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