Okay okay okay, this is really funny, I swears...not like that other time I said "this is really funny", this time I'm real. Boing Boing mentions a really witty blog today, 5ives, which lists lists of five things. Quite clever these lists, I love them lists, here a favourite I picked from the first few:
Five pet peeves about eating out with Ayn RandHilarious! You may now proceed to groan at the title...
1. Claims moral right to tour kitchen, personally choosing objectively best pot pie available
2. Even in large parties, always demands own itemized check
3. Loudly proclaims that you could have had that last yeast roll if you weren’t so damned weak
4. Only tips 3% (except for what she terms “heroic” service)
5. Always farting and blaming it on “irrational” woman at next table
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