I LOVE this site because it is based on the simple facts of life:
"The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it's a Chevy Tahoe in disguise."It also carries a very pretty haiku...
Haiku by Tim...along with 2108 pages of people giving H2s all over the world an "official H2 salute". So the next time you spot one of these I'm-compensating-for-what-MotherNature-gambled-away-one-drunken-night wagons, give 'er the bird, yea! And don't be afraid to yell senile things like "Hey Jerkwad, the war called; they want their Hummer back!".
Hulking black Hummer
Purchased in rank atonement
small peckered driver
Happy Monday!
5 Comments:
Hey now, don't be hatin on the H2.
Do you know how many chicas I could get driving down Yonge St. with a pimpin black H2?
I have this premonition that you'd say "not many" but whatever :P.
Now I can't get the memory of my professor ranting about people who drive SUV's in the city out of my head.
No no no. See you'll be cruising down Yonge for about two seconds before getting stuck in traffic. So you'll wait and wait and if you're lucky some dames will pass by. They may or may not give in to your advances, depending on how far away you are from the gaybourhood part of Yonge. Then you start moving again, really slowly. And before you can look around for more scores, you'll be saying "SON OF THE BEETCH! Dang tank's empty again!". At this point you will spend your entire year's worth of student loans on H2 fuel. Tragic.
Actual convo w/my friend Kevin:
Kevin: Yeah, I'm going to upgrade to a Hummer. Chicks dig 'em!
Me: Uh, no they don't. Let me tell you what they think, they think "COMPENSATION."
Kevin: No, they dig 'em
Me: I *AM* a chick, trust me, they think "small penis."
LOL! Your just pissed because you cant afford it. So what your saying is that guys that own hummers all have small dicks what are you a whore you've fucked every guy with a hummer? Damn your one stupid bitch LOL Me: I *AM* a chick, trust me, they think "small penis."said it yourself whore!
Wow as a Retired Wounded Veteran that was hurt in Iraq. I hove Hummers they saved my life from over 80+ IED's. I hate that people hate a car just because they like the post above me cant afforded. Look I have shrapnel in my leg arm and neck. Over 15 concussions and do you think a prises would have saved me. I know i joined the army for the right so that you have your freedom of speech. Sorry for my grammer and spelling that is my TBI "traumatic brain injury. Sure you dont like the Hummer I too cant stand seeing scorer moms but its their chose on what car they want to buy just like yours. I have an H3 and has more off road mileages then Street driving so don't think everyone uses them to go shopping. Be a little more opened mined then you dont look like a dumb ass to other people. But i think all you are doing is trying to get attention but i don't want to be a person that judges till i meet a person face to face. As a Infantry solider i dont hide my name. Why dont you tell use what you drive. I drive a Hummer because it saved my life in Iraq! If i could afford an H1 i would buy it!!!!
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