If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not talent, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal...or the Black Eyed Peas:
What you gon’ do with all that junk?Now what in pop's good name does that sound like? A disease, right? A festering goitre, true? NOT something I want to touch. This tune is really disturbing, lumps are not hot and Fergie singing about her lumps is making me lose my breakfast. Lumps make me think of horrible things, cancerous things. Lumps are not an ass, an ass is an ass, a lump is a tissue growth. My ass is not a lump, it is an ass, if you blink you will not miss it, promise. Hide your lump, Fergie, my ass could kick its puny mound back to your home planet with half a jatka ('hip thrust').
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps.
They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it
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shhheee-ooot! i'm sitting on my lump on a stump in a parking lot in a shipping yard on an oilspill in an industrial park in a suburb of a city! my lovely LAYDEE lump.
office hump,
s & out
I refuse to label my penis as a lump. Quite clearly it is greater than that title. Ladies stand up and take a strong stance against this language. You carry not lumps, but Sweater meat and sweet sweet aces. CARRY THEM WITH PRIDE!
PS
Fergie is naaaaaaaaaaasty
i saw the video for that song the other day. it made me wish i was blind and deaf
ps - don't phunk with my heart
Sweater meat! THERE.GOES.MY.LUNCH. Wait, is it the name of our debut single?
HAHA
Quite possibly. Should we go for Nasty and sexy or tender and sexy??
This image will plague us forever and ever...
PS
Gurj and I need to get murrried.
Ya hear me girl??
Tender & sexy, tender & sexy sweater meat!
Cee Pee - that is NOT HOW SHIT WORKS, FOO.
Gurj - just shout if you want me to get your parents in touch with Cee Pee's rents to set up an "interview". He has clean ears.
You know i come from good stock dammit. Lookit that roman nose!!
This is not to mention I have inherited that Parlee Charm, wit, and beauty.
Alright. I saw this videeo the other day and I spent too much time trying to figure out if it was for real or not. Were they just trying to make fun of modern-day materialism??? Apparently not. They are sadly advocating rampant consumerism and true religion jeans. Not meant to be ironic. Gawd, I hate these guys. Creepy!
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