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iPoop

November 17, 2005


Via Digg.

Note: I'm super glad to see Digg getting the hype it deserves. What a great site. Stop reading all that celeb garbage and go visit...

Now for the real story, an EVEN SMALLER iPOD in the works for January, oh JOY. "We are hearing of an even smaller form factor (smaller than a pack of gum) and the potential for the re-introduction of multiple colors".

Wow guy, you mean it could look as neat as this with an added option of granny pastels????

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Mac, dude, I'm falling over with expectation. You are lying! No way! You be buzzin' cuzzin', this has never been done before. Can I bow before your pioneering essence? Fuck, pink and blue and green and yellow and white and...what will I choose? It gets better, right? I know you, Mac, you like to take it all the way! This puppy will be everything, vibrator, blender, child, plant, sneaker, push-up bra, the list goes on. Once it is mine I will be able to breathe in relief knowing that nothing could ever be smaller or cooler or more versitile than my little piece of heaven. Sigh.

The only thing I dislike more than a monopoly is a trendy monopoly.

posted by Neha
3:27 PM

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love my Muvo too. Fuck Ipod and their Imusic and all the rest of that Inonsense. Creative is the hypeshit. Hollar.

11/17/2005 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blame the peoples Neha, not the Mac. It's the bourgeois masses that have created the Ipod monster. There is no greater genius than exploiting stupidity for profit. Why? Because there are so many of them.

11/17/2005 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldnt agree with you more Mr.Dumb. The masses are asses.

11/18/2005 09:07:00 AM  
Blogger Neha said...

Ha, well done, boys. The backlash has begun and is going strong.

Thing with the masses is that I can understand those who have done their research, used a variety of players, then decided on the iWhatevers because they are most comfortable with them. The thing that bugs me is the wo/man wanting what the other has, what the hype is being created for. This leaves a pitiful media representation of the remaining players, which are just as good, cheaper, and in many cases better looking. It also makes for less hacks and free stuff for the other players.

Mac is looking for a monopoly based on their image, the players come second. THAT is bullshit and they are no longer an underdog deserving of my support.

11/18/2005 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Workin on LCD tickets for tonite, dont want reduced eech, 20 instead of 25 fuck that. See if we can get guest list, if not gonna tour around pamphleting and dancing, the boat is good tonite too.

11/18/2005 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Via Digg" - now I am impressed!
I thought just the man whore techies like me check that site! If you like Digg - wait till Newsvine.com releases.
You heard it first here!

11/23/2005 01:37:00 AM  

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