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Bobby-Jo, she's not so white, you know

August 04, 2005

Give up the fight, just prostrate yourself and cry Master for here she be, See-Ra, Princess of Power (power that comes from wooly mittens made by Nana).

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Welcome to the faintly incestuous, overly narcissistic, and wholly satisfying world of blogs. Now that you are a "Blogger" you will surely notice the following things:

1. Strangers will recognize you on the street.
2. Mothers will scratch at your windows till you bless their children.
3. Kids on the subway will ask you to sign their undergarments and/or body parts.
4. Men and women everywhere will want to sleep with you.
5. You will feel an overwhelming urge to incorporate 'blog' into everyday words (blogtastic, blogular, blogoramma, blogorreha, blogebrity, bloggledegoop, Newfoundblog & Blogrador)

Such is the price, sweet Seera, such is the price...You do it like a natural, there was a bunch of really funny stuff on there last night but it's gone now...puts it back, wha!

Go say hi y'all, learn some noofinese while you're at it.

posted by Neha
12:17 PM


Blogger Neha said...

lila? is that yoo seera? is it a spambot? are yoo lila? do you think i need iq testing? just say it to my face dammit!

8/04/2005 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jaysus! i puts it back! right after my lite-supper high above falootin' yorkville! i've actually been running that site since may. thanks for the shoutout blogginsford,

no. no, i love YOU!

8/05/2005 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger Neha said...

since may! it's like i don't even know you anymore. who is the real bobby jo druggett? i want to get to you, really, baby, just give me a chance.

hahaha, i love your site, you said "fellatio". no, no, no, YOU!

8/05/2005 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i say "fellatio" "alot". i also go crazy and destroy everything i create like a mad little counter-clock. i'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma, but i'm really "easy" to get to know over a few joan collins, you know what i mean? i'm addicted to you, are you addicted to me?

8/05/2005 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the secret ingredient in the wooly mittens is love. which is the source of my power.

8/07/2005 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i prefer the word fellate.
as in the quick brown fox fellates the lazy dog.

8/07/2005 10:52:00 PM  
Blogger Nick Douglas said...

But then you lose the j, m, p, and v.

8/10/2005 06:21:00 PM  

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